December 26, 2011
Koo-ool, Aii-iid

Gray: “What is the best flavor of Kool-Aid? No cheating.”

John: “How do you cheat at Kool Aid? That’s a lot to think about. I’d like to say purple, but that’s like two steps away from racism. Red’s pretty good. The Kool Aid man is red. I bet the Kool Aid inside the Kool Aid man is the sweetest Kool Aid there is, man. It’s probably like dipping your hands into a cauldron of maple syrup and feeling the natural sugars osmostisize into your pores.”

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